BUSINESS ABOVE THE FOLD
Wall Street Ends Mixed as Banks Shine, but Clouds Linger
Bank earnings from Wells Fargo and Citi came in strong, but the market barely blinked. Even when the solo rips, the crowd doesn’t always move.
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Tariffs on Wood and Furniture Hit Consumers Hard
Those new import duties are making everything from kitchen tables to coffee stands pricier. America’s homeowners just lost their encore.
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Clean Energy Stocks Explode — Especially Nuclear
U.S. clean-energy names are up as much as 700% this year, led by nuclear and rare-earth plays. The new heavy metal might just be uranium.
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U.S. Prioritizes Growth and Deregulation for G20 Role
The White House is pitching “growth, deregulation, and energy independence” for its 2026 G20 presidency. Translation: fewer rules, more riffs.
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Treasury Yields Slip on Credit Fears
Bond yields fell as investors started hiding behind the speakers again — worried about bank credit and trade fallout. The pre-solo silence before the next drop.
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IT’S MULLET TIME
We have found what we have been looking for.
PARTY BELOW THE FOLD
The Cult / Death Cult Announce East-Coast Tour
The Cult is bringing its throwback swagger to the East Coast this fall, hitting New York and D.C. with guitars tuned to nostalgia. You can almost smell the leather jacket.
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The Dandy Warhols Take L.A. by Storm
The Dandy Warhols turned The Bellwether into a fuzz-soaked time capsule of alt-rock glory. Call it proof that some bands age like fine feedback.
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No Doubt Announces Las Vegas Sphere Residency
Gwen Stefani and company are reuniting for a 2026 Sphere residency. Expect checkerboard ska, bright lights, and a thousand middle-aged dads yelling, “Don’t Speak!”
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