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Chipotle Mexican Grill has unveiled a limited-edition takeout bag measuring three feet wide, two feet tall, and capable of holding 170 liters. It's promoting the chain's Family Meals, and customers can enter to win one. After years of customers complaining about portion sizes, Chipotle has apparently decided the problem was the bag.

KFC is replacing PepsiCo beverages with Coca-Cola products at approximately 3,700 U.S. restaurants, ending a partnership dating back to 1986. Pepsi once owned KFC, making this something of a corporate family breakup. After four decades together, the Colonel has apparently decided he prefers Coke.

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Tesla demonstrated its long-awaited Roadster at a SpaceX facility in Texas. The prototype used a suction system and compressed-gas thrusters to perform an upside-down maneuver and a tethered aerial stunt. Production is targeted for 2028, and the demonstration doesn't establish that the vehicle can fly independently. After years of delays, Tesla has apparently decided the easiest way to get people excited about its new car is to make it briefly stop being a car.

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Matchbox Twenty announced a massive 52-date North American tour celebrating its 30th anniversary, with The Wallflowers, All-American Rejects, David Gray, and others joining on select dates. Apparently, the entire soundtrack to your high school parking lot has decided to go on tour together.

Roger Waters has taken aim at Metallica's musicianship, criticizing the band's ability to play acoustic instruments. The former Pink Floyd bassist has spent decades demonstrating that there is virtually no musical disagreement he considers too small to make public. At this point, the surprising development would be Roger Waters announcing he enjoyed something.

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